Cyber Personalities

This is not meant to offend anyone, I just thought it was an interesting and entertaining observation.  Do you have any more to add to this list?

1.    The Traveler:  “I am here . . .  check out my GPS!”

2.    The Narcissist:  “Don’t you just want to be me!”

3.    The Paranoid Schizophrenic:  “Everyone is against me!  Please feel sorry for me.”

4.    The Dictator:  “If I ran the world, all the problems would be solved.”

5.    The  Zealot:  “God will make everything alright and if HE doesn't, it’s because YOU didn't believe.”

6.    The Mystic:  “If everyone would just meditate with me, there would be world peace.”

7.    The Gossip:  “I know what’s happening, read my posts if you want to stay informed.”

8.    The Creeper:  “I don’t post because I am better than all of you, I’ll just creep.”

9.    The Food Guru: "I am sharing my great inventive recipes!  Don't miss out!” 

10.  The Comedian:  "Bet that I can make you laugh!”

11.    The Therapist:  “I can help you be a better you!  Just let me fix you and then you’ll be as happy as me!”

12.   The Gatherer:  “Family and Friends gather here—join me or be left out.”

13.   The Patriot:  “I never forget, not even for one minute, the sacrifices others have made for me.”

14.   The Club Guru:  “I am where the music is at!”

15.   The Photographer:  “You don't have to leave your laptop/tablet, the world can be seen through my lens.”

16.    The Re-poster:  “I can’t think of anything original to say so I’ll just re-post something that someone else said.”

17.  The Proud Parent:  “My kids are better than yours!”

18.  The Embarrassed Parent:  “Look what they did now!”

19.  The Single Once-Again Parent:  "Whoot!”

20.  The Gamer:  “Join this game so that I can beat you!”