This is not meant to offend anyone, I just thought it was an interesting and entertaining observation. Do you have any more to add to this list?
1. The Traveler: “I am here . . . check out my GPS!”
2. The Narcissist: “Don’t you just want to be me!”
3. The Paranoid
Schizophrenic: “Everyone is against
me! Please feel sorry for me.”
4. The Dictator: “If I ran the world, all the problems would
be solved.”
5. The Zealot:
“God will make everything alright and if HE doesn't, it’s because YOU
didn't believe.”
6. The Mystic: “If everyone would just meditate with me,
there would be world peace.”
7. The Gossip: “I know what’s happening, read my posts if
you want to stay informed.”
8. The Creeper: “I don’t post because I am better than all of
you, I’ll just creep.”
9. The Food Guru: "I am
sharing my great inventive recipes!
Don't miss out!”
10. The Comedian: "Bet that I can make you laugh!”
11. The Therapist: “I can help you be a better you! Just let me fix you and then you’ll be as
happy as me!”
12. The Gatherer: “Family and Friends gather here—join me or be
left out.”
13. The Patriot: “I never forget, not even for one minute, the
sacrifices others have made for me.”
14. The Club Guru: “I am where the music is at!”
15. The Photographer: “You don't have to leave your laptop/tablet,
the world can be seen through my lens.”
16. The Re-poster: “I can’t think of anything original to say so
I’ll just re-post something that someone else said.”
17. The Proud Parent: “My kids are better than yours!”
18. The Embarrassed Parent: “Look what they did now!”
19. The Single Once-Again
Parent: "Whoot!”
20. The Gamer: “Join this game so that I can beat you!”
